extraordinary machine

22, montreal

heckacute:

You are so pretty that I am going to find out what your favorite food is and then learn how to cook it better than anybody else. 

heckacute:

I like to keep my socks on during sex so I can run and slide across my hardwood floor afterward to celebrate the fact that I finally lost my virginity. 

Be crumbled.
So wild flowers will come up where you are.
You have been stony for too many years.
Try something different.
Surrender.
Rumi (via yeshecholwa)

(Source: oofpoetry, via lzlfzl)

sunnyinwisconsin:

colossaltitan:

calypso53:

one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when

how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time

it’s always 5pm demon time, somewhere

sunnyinwisconsin:

colossaltitan:

calypso53:

one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when

how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time

it’s always 5pm demon time, somewhere

(Source: deadlords, via magicalgirlmeru)

3 days ago

heckacute:

I like it when you have a sexy sleepover at a guy’s house for the first time and in the morning he lets you wear one of his big, billowy shirts and you walk around the house feeling so cute and just the tip of your penis is hanging out from under the bottom of the shirt and you keep “accidentally” knocking stuff over with it, but really you’re just trying to draw more attention to your crotch.